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Police come to your door at 2 am and ask you to step outside. What's your response? 

42%
28 deviants said Sure, officer - what's this about?
21%
14 deviants said Is that a Glock?
9%
6 deviants said *slams door shut* OMG Poliiiiiice!
8%
5 deviants said Someone better be dead!
6%
4 deviants said My mom told me not to talk to strangers!
6%
4 deviants said Is this about the meth lab in my basement?
5%
3 deviants said Thought you said you didn't want to come back here?
2%
1 deviant said *breaks into tears* *sob* *whine*
2%
1 deviant said I ain't done nuthin', offisser!
0%
No deviants said You just want me to come out because you're racist!

Devious Comments

:iconfading-justice:
sure officer-what's this about?
of course, turning on the porch light first.

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:iconfading-justice:
omg i don't know if i commented or not! its not showing

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:iconcaroro:
well, it depends on the tone of voice...
If he sounds sympathetic, I would just come outside.

If he's serious and demanding, I'd ask him why before doing anything at all. If it's anything having to do with questioning, arrest, or search, I would ask for a warrant. It's not that I have anything to hide, it's just that I am extremely passionate about my rights.

Unless it's a question about someone else, in which it doesn't apply to my OWN rights, property, etc., (such as a question about a neighbor) then I would answer questions.

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:iconcaroro:
it is. sometimes dA's retarded on polls.

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:iconfading-justice:
ah, very good thanks :)

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:iconduskthedemon:
My mom told me not to talk to strangers!! >_<

but I seriously enjoyed reading "I thought you said you didn't want to come back here?" and "Is this about the meth lab in my basement?"

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:iconaramis-dagaz:
"I knew you'd be here. But you're too late! My plans have been set in motion, and you are powerless to stop it!! Mwahahahahaha!!!"

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:iconduskthedemon:
XD!

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:iconamber-jo:
"Sure officer, just... let me get some pants...>_>;" lol

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